Spicy Celery Bitters

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I’ve ridden on camelback just to get to you. I’ve swum the English Channel. I’ve crawled through the jungles of Africa. 

Okay, I might be exaggerating a bit, but I do love a great Bloody Mary over brunch, I’m kind of health conscious but I have no problem spicing things up a bit when called for. I pair nicely with the exotic cuisine of your choosing (adventurous foodies apply here). I might seem mild-mannered at first but don’t let that deceive you, I’m sure to wow you with a little time.